National Toe Licker Day

September 17th a day where boys and girls can lick each other’s zesty ass toes.

Boy 1: Guys it’s September 17th you know what that means, get down on the ground and get those musty crusty toes out.
Girl 1: Awh man it’s National Toe Licker day.
The lesbian couple: You know what time it is ;)).

by SkvllF4c3 January 30, 2023

Nay day

Where there is nothing wrong you’re just a pussy

Aaah do t know what’s up I’m having a proper Nay day

by Got 23 January 30, 2023

Truck Day

The day semi-trucks line up outside a baseball stadium to load the equipment that will be transported to the team's spring training facility. A sign that baseball season is just around the corner.

Hey man, I'm really excited that today is Truck Day at Yankee Stadium!! Baseball season will start soon!!

by TommyNoleBuc January 30, 2023

international sportyli day

International sportyli day is celebrated on first of February, Not only is it a sportyli day but also a birthday of the sportyliest person in the world tatia.

-happy international sportyli day dude
-Thank you!

by kudukadaa January 31, 2023

kick a dick day

Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”

by aaayayay January 31, 2023

National Arthur Parker Day

National Arthur Parker day is every year on February 7th and it celebrates the day of Arthur Parker

Bro guess what it’s National Arthur Parker day

by _Your_Truly_ January 31, 2023

1st Feb - FemPyro day

1st of February is the day any female should wear a FemPyro costume from TF2

Bf: -Hey, it is 1st Feb - FemPyro day!
Gf: -Okay, here is my FemPyro costume!

by Idc6662 January 31, 2023