Super Sexual

A backwards way of saying you never get any action.

Bradley: I'm super sexual, I don't like trans people.

Bethany: You could have just said you're still a virgin.

by Quirky Doe May 2, 2021

Super Straight

closested gay people who use this term to express to others thats they are a “sour like funky smol gay” most of them have a toe kink, no matter the gender these mother fuckers hail satan.

jack: ayo bro im super straight
james: yo wanna suck my toes?
jack: sweet bet as long as they are sour like funky

by im a whore and a bimbo May 8, 2021

Super Straight

A disease which makes someone enjoy hardcore homosexual Sour Apple Smoothies and Alabama Hot Pockets. If you see someone with the disease, do not approach, do not go near, do not even spare another glance at again. Their stupidity, while not impacting to most, is highly contagious to the impressionable and stupid.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.

Person 1: Did you see that super straight?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.

by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021

Super Thug

some freaking loser who hates www.homestarrunner.comTruth is the site is a funny site anyway i doubt he could make a better cartoon he is a complete loser who probably has an IQ.of 30

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Super Straight

Someone who only dates the opposite gender; to avoid controversy against trans men or women

I’m a super straight male so I only date women.

by Cock’n’ball February 28, 2021

super rookie

a complete douchebag.

I tried to superman that ho, but I pulled a super rookie.

by superrookie November 28, 2007

Super League

Any fantasy league beyond your traditional league, that one has played in for over 6 years.

Bob and Andy love using their super leagues as examples of fact.

by Geico13 March 10, 2009