National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......

by Pop loo June 22, 2023

Break the Barrel

The phenomenon where you pee for the first time on a night out, and after which you need to pee every 15 minutes.

"Man, I broke the barrel too early, I've been going to the bathroom all night"
"Don't go yet, you don't want to Break the Barrel too early"

by David2024 June 3, 2024

Hull Break

When a shell hits your tank in war thunder, perfectly on a corner so that it immediatly dies due to the hull break feature.

Commonly misunderstood by DarkMistas as the "Overpressure" Mechanic, which knocks out crew due to explosive shock/pressure wave.

Mistas: Hull break is the same as Overpressure!

Everyone else: No the fuck its not.

by RetardiusMaximus June 6, 2024

AARPee Break

One of a frequent amount of urinations required once you have attained a certain age.

Overheard on a chairlift from one old geezer snowboarder to his buddy: “The lodge is too far away. Next run, I’m going to take my AARPee Break in the trees.”

by RufusAurelius June 12, 2024

Glitch-step-Orchestral-break-Techno

The genre the song Clutterfunk by Waterflame is, made as what WF says best, "a damn clutter."

Person 1: hey dude, have you made this new genre called "glitch-step-orchestral-break-techno"?
Person 2: what the fuck are you talking about

by HistericalYT June 14, 2024

ceiling break

The moment where you manage to break a previous (non-sensical) mental barrier. The invisible "glass ceiling", that held you back from moving forward in your life or skill in a specific area.

"Whoa dude, your new mate is starting shake his silver habits in his latest games. Seems like he is close to a ceiling break."

by sora-1337 July 16, 2024

It’s gonna break down one day

Toyota

Sure they are reliable cars but when they reach around 700k miles then you will see them starting to have mechanical problems. So wherever it’s a Prius RAV4 or Corolla, it’s gonna break down one day

by EMD F59PHI July 25, 2024