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Kicking the crumbs

Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.
Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed
by Ultra wide river December 15, 2022
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kick router

When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame
YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing
by Better call jesus christ December 26, 2022
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Kick rocks

A very unfortunate phrase that should not be used, unless you’re a homeless disgusting, lying poser, who steals people souls..
The dirty lying, Rat kid couldn’t handle the truth so he had to kick rocks..
by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023
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Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.
Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.
by Neur0c1d3 August 19, 2023
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Kick the shit out of hobo day

August 25th is the one day of the year where you get to kick the shit out of the onceler au askblog "hobo-ler" also known as "hobo", most people would like to beat him up any day but this is a special occasion where everyone groups together to kick the shit out of him
"National "kick the shit out of hobo day" is coming soon I'm so excited!"
by Thebestbatz August 25, 2023
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kick in the nuts or balls

when we a boy has his ball's busted is so funny and a good torture method
you can kick or squeeze his balls .
they will often cry and feel sick
kick in the nuts or balls story :a boy walked up to girl and asked me if she would date him . after refusing he tried again she grabbed his nuts and squeezed them so hard . he let out a whimper and just kept on crying.
the girl squeezed harder and wouldn't let go till she heard 2 perfect crunches. the boy cried and wouldn't move for hours
by jink234 September 4, 2023
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kick in the nuts or balls

this is when a girl uses demolishes a boys testicle ,balls, or grapes.

you can kick and squeeze a man nuts. the will often scream cry or may die
it is a good torture method
girl find it funny and they also enjoy watching boy's nuts get busted it is satisfying
kick in the nuts or balls example
Girl :find out her boyfriend is cheating on her .
boy:hey babe*gets his nuts grabbed*
girl: *squeezes harder*
boy*lets out a whimper and starts begging for forgiveness*
girl: squeezes even harder till she hers 2 pops
BOY: starts to throw up and cry
girl: lets go only to stomp on his nuts when he is on the floor "nobody cheats on me and gets away with it
boy: wishes he was never born and cries from some hours holding his crushed sack
by jink234 September 4, 2023
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