Time and a half

Best dick suck ever

She gave me the time and a half

by Treefish February 16, 2019

Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.

Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.

by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019

Half-ful

A 50% amount of hope; unlike hopeful; which is full.

I am HALF-FUL that the weather will improve. But certainly not depending upon it more than 50-50 chance.

by Major Thomas Randle September 20, 2018

Half-Chub

Halfway till erection time..

You’re giving me a half-chub.

by FuglySwan May 15, 2018

blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

half-baked meme

an echolalia of mine. more specifically, a meme that is dank, but not yet and must increase in dankness.

i made a half-baked meme and i will ensure that it gets danker over time.

by autisticmemer March 30, 2018

Half a hoe

The type of person who is loyal in relos but when they aren’t in a relo they have a fuck fest aka sausage fest

“My week has been a fuck fest after Lindsey and I broke up”
“Damn I knew I was only half a hoe”

by Fucknigs May 19, 2018