real wet willie

licking the tip of your penis (pulled back) and putting in someones ear as a joke. like a wet willie but instead of the finger its a penis. this is also not for sexual gratification its just a NOT gay prank.

i gave this lil nigga the real wet willie! this lil nigga whent crazy!

by pseudoMLK January 10, 2026

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Willy Wanka

It is when you are doing doggie style and then giving her a wet willy at the same time. But it has to be anal.

Girl i am going to willy wanka you so hard tonight.

by Dbickhead January 29, 2025

Emma "Adjua" Willis: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Emma "Adjua" Willis: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

White Willy

Lick your finger, dip it in blow and wet willy

That person just got a white willy in their ear

by Whiteear February 2, 2025

Chase Willis

Horrible at 2k

When somebody so bad at 2k
“You are so Chase Willis”

by Adrian.D February 6, 2025

Wetter Willy

A wet willy, but instead of just saliva, it is every single fluid in the human body. Instead of a pinky finger being inserted into the ear, it's a penis.

"Babe, we should totally try the new Wetter Willy technique, I wanna see what the hype is about!"

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025