obese monkey

A hairy fat man who runs around with no shirt and makes autistic screeches

"dude don't be a Obese Monkey"

by jimmy the jizard February 5, 2021

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Clam monkey

Term used to refer to a koala with chlamydia.

Look theres a clam monkey in that tree

by Rbharry February 5, 2021

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Monkey day

Every day is monkey day on may 🐒

Josh: Hey Todd do you know what day it is?
Todd: yeah it's "monkey day"

by Mr. M0nkey hehe April 27, 2021

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After a child is snatched from the nursery by William Hogchild Monkey, his replacement is always a monkey human hybrid, or a “Bill Monkey.” Telltale signs include but are not limited to the following; a tail (often removed), a hairy back and chest, grunting when food is served, bowel habits that can suffocate mere mortals, and a proclivity for buggery and the TV show Family Guy. Needless to say, bananas are often his favorite food and a desire to pick pimples and nits from his being.

Hey Greg, there is no inheritance for you because you are a Bill Monkey. Go eat a banana and stick a Dick up your red ass you nitpicking bastard!

by His lordship and mr handsome May 4, 2021

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