People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
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Is a funny hilarious guy and will have even the grmpyest ppl laughing and will make yu not think about or dewl on things tht bring yu down. he will help brighten up ur day, and make ur day when he is around. Travis Matthew Windham will make yu laugh even tho he isn't trying by his witnesses or his even with his commentary out burst about the current situation or subject. He is the most honest and most loyal for a friend or a partner, he is the one Yu want to be on outside, even if yu are in the wrong or right he will stand by ur side, but if ur in the wrong he will tell Yu tht ur wrong but still has ur bk. Don't get on his bad side cuz he is a monster and very accurate and quick at throwing hands, when he sees something tht he feels he needs to. When he does just move round bcuz yea nuff said
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