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Stoff Job

One who is often played as a fool, like a tool. This person is an asshole about when they’re wrong, and will get unreasonably angry and defend themself, even if it’s just a joke. Basically just someone who is stupid.
Bro your so gullible you fucking stoff job.
by another.degree.kevin October 24, 2018
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Jar Job

When you shove a glass jar up yo girls ass and then shatter it inside by using extreme force to clap her cheeks together
Bro i gave Brooke a killer Jar Job last night.
by BiggT6969 March 3, 2019
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a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)
“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”
by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018
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Spirit Job

The act of receiving oral sex while under the influence of heavy psychedelics, particularly dmt...
Sally gave me the most peculiar spirit job last night!! It was not of this world!!
by The r00ster June 20, 2018
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Snoop Job

The art of lubricating a penis with THC oil, then proceeding to perform oral sex.
Girl: I just wanna get high
Guy: Bet then, give me a Snoop Job
by ChilledTesla June 22, 2018
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Stome Job

Penetrating deeply into the throat can be difficult during oral sex, but not when she has a Stoma. A Stome Job is a phlegmy blow job given through a hole in the throat "Stoma".
"Dude I was chilling at the Tobacco help clinic and remember that scary looking old bitch, she gave me a Stome Job in the back of the van!"
"I was gettin some Stome the other day and that's the first time my 2 inch dick has ever bottomed out."
by slapNtickle July 23, 2018
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Flem Job

The homo sexual act of Jack Flem. It is unknown the true definition of Flem Job because he is secretive about his sexual affairs. Flem jobs can consist of oral or anal sexual intercourse.
David Butts revived a Flem Job.
by Anyonumus TPS Saint August 23, 2018
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