I’m just Dutch

An excuse to be rude to other people without consequences. Even if you’re not Dutch. You just state this to get out of being labeled as rude. Usually used in protest if someone says you’re being rude.

Hannes: I’m not rude. I’m just Dutch!

by Twunk102 December 24, 2025

Dutch

The leader of the Van der Linde gang who is obsessed with Tahiti and Australia, also feature in multiple hit songs like: "Not like Dutch" and "Tb off" both by SurplusPotatoes also "I love my horsey" by noblechump.

"we need money, arthur, so we can go to tahiti and live a new life"

Calm down boys, you guys act like that's the only money in the world, we got Saint Denis. - Dutch, around 1899 or something

by GIooper January 1, 2026

Dutch donut

A ring of saliva and ejaculate that is formed around a persons mouth after giving aggressive oral sex

That girl kept blowing me after I came in her mouth, I had to offer a wet nap to wipe the Dutch donut off her face when she was done

When that girl sat on my face after I came in her, I had a huge Dutch donut around my mouth. I looked like a rabid animal when she was done

I smiled with pride looking at the Dutch donut my girlfriend gave me after she sat on my face. She grinded on my face so hard the ring went from my nose to the collar of my shirt

by Unk057 January 1, 2026

Dutch Oven

The act of trapping someone usually one's significant other under the covers of bedding, i.e Duvet or blanket, and passing wind, resulting in the other person inhaling or suffocating from the inhalation of passed wind.

"when me and my wife were in bed, I covered her in my duvet and gave her a dutch oven"

by Chalkinator January 1, 2026

Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.

“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.

by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025

Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.

“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.

by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025

Dutch bubble bath

When one or multiple woman stand in a plastic bubble and a gentleman farts into it

Do you want a chance to win $500 all you have to do is a Dutch bubble bath (last woman to leave the bubble wins)

by RideThroughKind January 27, 2025