Banana Cream Pie

Getting fucked in the ass with a ripe banana and having it break open inside your asshole. Leaving behind some creamed banana

damn man I’m still shitting out bits of banana from when my girl banana cream pied me last night.

by StickyMcShinnigans May 2, 2018

Cranston Cream Pie

The act of cumming in a girls ear while she is asleep and letting it dry up. This causes her to wake up confused and wondering why she is hard of hearing in one ear. Origin - Cranston, RI

Sally woke up having trouble hearing in one ear. She went to the doctor and he told her she had a classic case of the Cranston Cream Pies.

Peter waited until Karina was asleep so he could give her a good ol' Cranston cream pie.

My girlfriend was being a bitch. I told her if she kept it up she'd be getting a Cranston cream pie when she fell asleep...she changed her attitude real quick.

by Jeremiah Wickets August 12, 2016

whipped cream pie

when you cum on a girls pussy then put whipped cream on it then eat it

whipped cream pie tastes good

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvnm, May 3, 2018

Cream Cheese Queen

homos that love to be cumdumped by hung uncut guys with smegma.

A good cream cheese queen knows the taste of a good dick.

by phillyqueen September 2, 2012

Reverse Boston Cream

The act of male on female anal sex culminating in fellatio.

Oh man, did my mouth stink after giving that guy a reverse boston cream.

by MoZZeReTH March 10, 2011

Sally Cream Cheese

A Sally cream cheese is someone who likes to eat waffles with cream cheese, who is creamy and soft inside and out.

She is such a sally cream cheese.
or are you a fucking sally cream cheese or something?

by Leasy B February 27, 2009

ice cream paint job

to ejaculate inside a woman's body; "cream on the inside, clean on the outside." reference: see "are the rims big/do they ride good" refering to a woman's breasts and sexual intercourse

I gave cathy an ice cream paint job and she thought I was wearing a rubber, now a baby daddy.

by i'm smarter than you August 22, 2009