Mongolian Mud Slap

When You Produce A Steaming Turd On Your Hand then slap The closest person To you In the Face, Then scream loudly.

Hello there how you doing?
Fine why?
"Squish"
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Dude wtf.. AAAH ITS ALL STEAMY.

Ooh thats a mongolian mud slap :D

by Kelvin :D November 24, 2011

mud funnel

another word for the asshole

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel

by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011

Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).

I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.

by Lexy7 August 23, 2011

Mud rainbow

A sexual practice involving a combination of felching and oral sex whilst a woman is menstruating.

"Wow, I went the whole way the other night with that girl from accounts - decided I wanted to smell the metal, and ended up with a mud rainbow"

by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011

Mud Pie

The act of eating dirty booty.

"Dude I just had Eli's grandma's mud pie last night"

by Whole9Nards November 15, 2018

Mud Rinse

The act in which two people take turns shitting a runny one on each others' chests.

Person 1: Why are you ordering extra hot tacos tonight?
Person 2: It's the key to unleashing a 50 caliber mud rinse

by MattyPotter November 22, 2018

Mud slide

During sexual intercourse the man shits between the females breasts and watches it slide down her stomach hence the mud slide.

Bro #1: Yo dude have you ever given your girl a mud slide?
Bro #2: Nah bro I’ll try it on her tonight.

by XxThiccBoixX December 1, 2018