The Sausage Roll

The sausage roll is where you buy a Greggs sausage roll and keep it at home you remove the sausage and insert your own “sausage” and then ask your partner to suck and eat the sausage roll

“I’ll give you the sausage roll if you shut up”

by Sargebutter June 7, 2025

sausage shindig

doing the nasty

wanna have a sausage shindig?

by anonymous April 10, 2024

sausage mark

when a mark is made on a wall or another surface from a wet sausage from in a jar of water (frankfurter) or marks on a sausage from a grill.

Person 1: Hey look, theres a sausage mark on that wall!!

Person 2: What type?? An imprint from a wet sausage or cooking marks??

by lukaisntreal April 14, 2024

Blind Sausage Whiff

Not great

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff

by RockyWears April 18, 2024

Sausage Toe

The tranny version of a camel toe

That chick at the bar is so hot!

Yea but did you see his sausage toe…

by SodomisPrime May 1, 2024

Sausage Wallet

Otherwise known as pussy, vagina,cunt,box,snatch,mick,muff,love tunnel or fury magnet. BEWArE: Has been know to mankind for millions of years to be the very source and rOOt of EVIL it’s self . I still dream of dieing with one in my mouth trying to drown me.✌️

You will be my Sausage Wallet tonight if you fight it you then become a victim please fight me lol

by Jimmy BudthugN01 84 AOMB May 3, 2024

sausage story

An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related

"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"

"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"

by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024