Serial monkey

A term used in the 1800s (when people were racist) when there was a serial killer, people thought they were black. So they were worried to death, but all those serial monkeys were white.

Watch out! There's a serial monkey in town!

by Realssk May 30, 2022

Estrogen Monkey

a derogatory term for transgender women taking illegal hormones.

Jiffany got a shipment of 6mg Estrogen, what an estrogen monkey

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm123 April 1, 2022

Rug monkey

Rascals with no purpose other than to cause chaos

“Did you see that guy fight pastor rick? He’s a total Rug Monkey

by lemonzestpizza April 2, 2022

monkey whipper

My user name or just a person that whips monkeys OR a rapist or all three of them.

1: have you heard of the monkey whipper rapist?
2: you mean monkey whipper on the urban dictionary?
1: yea him.
3: IM THE MONKEY WHIPPER!

by mokney whipper April 20, 2022

Smoke monkey

An African American Black Dad who sits in a lawn chair and cooks on his Barbecue at the family barbecue.

The smoke monkey hasn’t left his lawn chair and has been cooking his steaks for the whole day.

by Lebo Luke January 1, 2021

Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

Keyboard monkey

Somebody working a deskjob in a position that revolves (almost) entirely of entering data into fields, or similar menial tasks that requires little thought or input. These jobs are filling spreadsheets all day or writing for Buzzfeed. Basically somebody that works a job that you could train a monkey to do if a monkey could use a computer.

John: "I work all day, nine-to-five, and it's hard work!"

Jack: "Oh yeah, tell me all about how hard your data input job is, you fucking keyboard monkey."

by FR333KSH0W January 19, 2021