The small little half Asian boy who gives of Jeff Dahmer vibes. The type of guy to follow you to your house and get lost on the way back. If you have a shred of melanine in your skin, the dude calls you every possible racial slur imaginable.
by sorannna234 February 5, 2023
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Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
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Get the matthew garniss mug.Matthew is a guy who I liked for 6 years and then stopped liking him because I realized how ugly and disgusting he looked and plus he was racist so honestly he’s a bitch. Don’t ever like matthews, they’re all fake bitches tbh
Matthew looks like shrek
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