meth jobs

Street slang for the categories of work, typically blue collar jobs, that practically require a meth habit since they demand such a steady stream of high energy throughout the length of the grueling and extra-long workdays.

Well, being a relatively undereducated guy, I must step into one of the meth jobs to earn what I need to support my family.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Roulette Job

When five or six guys take turns fucking you in the ass.

High School principal: I wanted to bring this to your attention, there was an incident where involving a rumor that one of the students received something called a roulette job.

Concerned parent: What the heck is a roulette job?

Head of the PTA: Oh, a roulette job is when you let five or six niggers take turn fucking you in the asshole

by Db.on.db May 19, 2023

One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.

Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!

by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

Job Pissed

Someone who would rather be at work than anywhere else.

Lads: We having a session?

JP: Nah, ive got to work.
Lads: We haven't even mentioned a date yet.
JP: The date is irrelevant. I will be working, I'm Job Pissed

by Dozza442 April 18, 2018

Fall job

Blow job while skydiving

Had the option to go tandem or do a fall job; i chose the fall job.

by Kateplus8 August 8, 2017

wonka job

When you use a magnum condom with a golden wrapper and fuck a black chick in the ass. She then proceeds to bake you a blueberry pie.

I got a wonka job last night while I was in Harlem.

by Willy Wonka-Konobi August 17, 2017

Netflix job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch Netflix on the clock without fear of repercussions.

I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turned out to be a Netflix job.

by Invictus912 October 12, 2018