Almost French

A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.

Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?

Guy two: Yeah

Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?

Guy two: It was almost French.

by Angus12 April 11, 2012

French Hand

When a man gets a handjob and has his pubes braided at the same time.

I got a french hand yesterday. My crouch looks like snoop dogg.

by g-mancer December 5, 2011

French Toast Poke

When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.

Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!

by Pack o' Smokes McGee February 26, 2011

French Negotiation

The act of unconditional surrender without confrontation and willfully providing whatever is desired to an aggressor.

Guy 1: So, you let that bully kick your dog, and sodomize your girlfriend, after which you gave him all the money in your wallet and wished him a pleasant weekend?

Guy 2: Yep

Guy 1: Wow, you've mastered the art of French Negotiation!

by Neret March 22, 2011

Soggy french-fry

A male genitalia that will not be erect.

I could have it with him, because he had a soggy french-fry.

by Prince P July 2, 2011

french sisters

Two black girls who hold hands a lot. One of them must have an accent, preferably Trinidadian. The other must be a Southern Slut.

Are you two French sisters?

by welimin October 13, 2011

french choke

A variation of french cuff, however the gag reflex is purposely initiated in intervals while performing the french cuff.

My dear chap, you must hear what happened the other night... While Charlene was carrying out her nightly french cuff upon my shaft and berries, she subsequently began gagging and hacking uncontrollably and in frighteningly durational intervals and she did so all with an indelible grace that no man could deny her some semblance of reciprocation once she had wrapped up her wonderful performance of what we can only call, a french choke.

by bonzogoda November 2, 2011