DIY De-Boob Job

When your breast implants hurt so bad and are so botched and you’re so broke so you DoorDash surgical instruments and de-boob yourself in the bathtub.

Stacey, I think I need you to help me with a DIY De-Boob Job stat. My knockers feel like mangled sacks of congealed sweet and sour sauce.

by Tammieb126 May 30, 2022

I wash de car

Something that people say on Dhar Mann lifestream chats.

RandomUser: I wash de car
RandomGirl: OMG I AM CRYING

RandomUser2: I wash de car

by anonymous December 15, 2021

i didn't mean de

When you bring a killer to your friends by accident on a gen

Tim why the fuck did you bring the killer to me
I didn't mean de Mike

by Ji woon hak December 18, 2021

Des Moines Slug Fest

When two large people get into a fight over the last piece of Iowa sweet corn.

After Jedediah finished his work for the day, he drove down to watch the Des Moines Slug Fest.

by JeromeTheTurtle January 16, 2021

un churro de mota

“Un churro de mota” is a term/slang that people use to refer to a blunt of weed.

Guy 1:Ay compa prendase un churro de mota.
Guy 2: bet compa!

by Big veiny black pene March 5, 2021

merde de la merde

the worst of the worst; opposite of crème de la crème

Man... of all the fucking Republicans, Mitch McConnel is the merde de la merde.

by SingsInKitchens March 16, 2021

actually-lestat-de-lioncourt

A account on Tumblr that was made by Lestat de Lioncourt

Yesterday, actually-lestat-de-lioncourt made a post talking about how perfect he is

by Lestat de lioncourt ✨✨ May 12, 2021