confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

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Bar behavior

behavior characteristic of when someone, especially a man, behaves as Katrina’s abusive ex-manchild boyfriend did throughout their pathetic 2.8603-year-long relationship.

Carol: Tonight, James rage-quit after I beat him at three rounds of Super Smash Bros, and now he’s not talking to me because I refused to fuck him.
Katrina: Huh. Classic Bar behavior.

by shatted August 12, 2023

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Bar Mistress

A married woman who has been banging dudes on the side since the couple started dating.

Husband “you’ve been banging Corey this whole time?”
Wife “ Yes, I’m a bar mistress”

by HOTCARLD August 16, 2023

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bar arbolada

A bar located in the central of Oklahoma City where a bunch of wanna-be’s hang out at to try and forget why their parents don’t want to have a relationship with them.

Want to go to Bar Arbolada tonight?

No thanks, I respect myself.

by Hey223Bo August 20, 2023

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Barred the fuck Out

Used to describe something that is absolutely ridiculous or something that is so dumb it makes your head spin like a top.

Jimmy: “man did you see Chadwick from sig fag last night”
Eduardo: “hell yeah, I saw him run up to some chick, take her thong off with his mouth, and proceed to run around her in circles yelling “I got your nose, no more coke for you too big fucking idiot!”
Jimmy: yeah dude that was Barred the fuck Out.

by Daddyreveal24 April 17, 2023

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