by John Paul the Pope February 13, 2020
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"Nah not tonight I'm workin"
"Damn, you always at work"
"You know I gotta secure the bag"
"Nah not tonight I'm workin"
"Damn, you always at work"
"You know I gotta secure the bag"
by Anon090807 March 14, 2020
Get the Secure The Bag mug.1) A person who uses Zoom meetings to escape their usual duties around the house, trying to cover for their general laziness by claiming fake Zoom meetings (aka' Douche Bag' before the Covid days)
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.
2) Taking a picture of your hairy nuts, and than Zoom-bombing a room with it, setting that picture as your background and covering your webcam. The picture of your nuts is the 'Zoom Bag'. Similar to tea bagging, just in the virtual realm.
1) Honey, I can't leave my basement office bunker now, you'll have to feed our toddler and give him a bath. I know it's unusual, but I have a work Zoom from 6pm-9pm today. It sucks, I know. Please try to understand... (while I take a nice nap on the basement couch). ZOOM BAG!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!
2) Hi everyone, here's my nuts in Zoom. How y'all like that? Eat that Zoom Bag!
by drunk dude 69 May 15, 2020
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douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.
douche bag behavior found in some males of small stature and even smaller equipment. Not to be confused with regular douche baggery, this descriptive is applicable only for extreme amounts of DB and true asshats that are known to prey on the seemingly weak and doesn't have any game.
Man, that Landrum bag just kicked a puppy!
Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?
That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!
Did you hear about that Landrum bag drugging girls at the bars?
That Landrum bag is wearing too much axe body spray! Yuck!
by Cannabelle May 15, 2017
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I come home from work, check my stash and it keeps coming up light. I'm quite certain my unemployed roommate is a bag raider.
by Glidethroughthemaze April 30, 2016
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"fuck me!, listening to that cunt prattle on about all that shit "sucked bag". "Bieber "sucks the bag" "Darling, please stop "sucking bag", and concentrate on my cock so I can pump this massive hot load of hot jizz down your slovenly throat"
by Homer Sectual May 3, 2016
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