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Shower cap

Shower cap

1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.

2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"
by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020
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surfer shower

a surfer shower is used after a long day at the beach to rid the user of sand. to make a surfer shower, simply get an empty container ( fruit punch or milk cartons ) and fill it with water. when you get to the shore, leave the surfer shower in your trunk. as the day ends and you’re ready to go home, the water will be warm and you can rinse off before tracking sand in your car.
daughter: ughh i’m so sandy!
son: i know right! i’m getting a rash.
dad: don’t worry kids, we brought the surfer shower.
mom: y’all better not track sand in my car!
by redheads are hot May 8, 2020
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Jamaican Shower

When a guy with long Rastafarian dreads stands over his girl in the bathtub and pee's on her, all while smoking a fat joint and listening to Bob Marley.
Dude, My girl and I are taking a Jamaican Shower tonight.
by matt_rage May 18, 2020
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Rotten Shower

A shower where you poop while in it and stomp it out through the holes
Damn I had an amazing rotten shower the other day
by renjhi July 12, 2020
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Ukrainian shower

when you’re outside and it starts down pouring and you instantly get soaked
bro they’re drenched i bet they got a Ukrainian shower
by Xanessa July 22, 2020
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hobo shower

When taking a shower from a bridge gutter or a roof gutter, or any urban or infrastructure that permits a artisanal, redemptory shower
Look at this dude under the bridge, hés totally getting a hobo shower
by boneshaker July 26, 2020
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Bionic Shower

Having a real speedy shower... so fast that even the bionic woman would be impressed!
"Hey, we'll be at yours in 10 minutes"
"Sweet as, I'll just have a bionic shower!!!"
by peasontoast July 27, 2020
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