`~`September 06, 2007`~`April 18, 1984`~`September 06, 2007`~`

`~`September 06, 2007`~`April 18, 1984`~`September 06, 2007`~`

`~`September 06, 2007`~`April 18, 1984`~`September 06, 2007`~`

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

`~`April 18, 1984`~`September 06, 2007`~`April 18, 1984`~`September 06, 2007`~`

`~`April 18, 1984`~`September 06, 2007`~`April 18, 1984`~`September 06, 2007`~`

`~`April 18, 1984`~`September 06, 2007`~`April 18, 1984`~`September 06, 2007`~`

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

September 2nd

World National Short People’s Day. Where short people gather together and have fun. I’m shorttttt.

If you are short, good for you, your friends are giving you moneyyyyy.
Happy birthday to anyone who is reading this and today your birthday.

Hey, today’s September 2nd, National Short People’s Day, I’m short so give me money.

by Bubblet 🖤 May 9, 2025

September 1st

Birthday of only the spawn of satan. Anyone who is born on this day deserves to have a fucking lightsaber shoved up their rectum

“I’m born on September 1st!”

“jump off a bloody bridge”

by gingerninja68+1 April 26, 2024

September 14th

Stupid fat bitches who always are annoying

Person 1: I feel so hated
Person 2: Probably cause you were born on September 14th

by ilovesomeperticularpeople May 22, 2024

September 7th

National dumb bitch

What day are the dumbest bitches born September 7th

by Kyle_greg May 26, 2024

September 5

If a boy born on this day, he would be an attractive person, smart, hot and have big hearted but careful he might do something at your back.
If a girl born on this day, she is superhot, boys will always get attach to her. Watch out if she mad, boy you'll die.
Keep the person born on this day close. They will do anything for their best friends

Boy: Why are you so mad? Can you calm down.
Girl: Sure can but I'm born on September 5. I'll keep my eyes on you.

by Randomymm November 25, 2021