gone off sausage

When you leave sausages in the fridge for too long and they go off.

The gone off sausages taste like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

BBQ sausage

When a guy sunbathes nude and his dick gets badly sunburnt

I went to the nudist beach you were telling me and got a BBQ sausage

by 1 i Willie March 20, 2023

Apocalypse Sausage

Dan’s penis

Dan’s penis is an absolute apocalypse sausage

by Secret Squirrel 66 June 5, 2024

Silly sausage

An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people

Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack

Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?

by lanky_geezer_69420 June 17, 2024

Sausage Throater

A person who deep throats a penis.

Hey! "sausage throater" how's business ya twat.

by Dman76 March 26, 2025

Water Sausage

A derogatory term used to refer to cucumbers.

“I asked for a proper sandwich, not one filled with soggy lettuce and those vile water sausages.”

by ColonistDeme April 15, 2025

Montana Sausage Grinding

Having sex with a penis using the foreskin of another penis but both parties have to either be from Montana or actively in Montana

Guy 1: “Hey since our trips goes through Montana how about we do a bit of Montana Sausage Grinding?”

Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”

by Dihhhfinitions June 5, 2025