long bottom crotch

Mostly used to in reference to the style &/or fit of the crotch area of womens jean pants. If looking at a pair of pants from their front side it's visabky noticeable that the lowest part of the seam between the legs hangs farrrr below the waist line.

Him-- What do you think of these jeans?

Me-- lmfao fuck no; I would never wear those long bottom crotch motherfuckers.

by Ivanna play October 19, 2023

long hair dysmorphia

The feeling that your hair is never long enough even if it is really long and thick.

“Your hair has really grown, it’s so long”
“I don’t think it is at all, I think I have long hair dysmorphia.”

by yoyomynameishoe October 22, 2023

Orton Long

3’8”

ORTON LONG PEAK!!!

by newbynewby November 2, 2023

you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit

When you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit in Derry/

Interviewer: "It's a cold journey to school this morning." frostbit feller: "Oh god you wouldn't be long gettin frostbit."

by Frostbit feller November 3, 2023

As long as we tracking.

Military parlance for “do we understand each other”?

Private First Class McBozo, have you loaded loaded all the crates upside down, as we spoke of before?
PFC McBozo: But Sarge, it’s not how I usually stack crates — actually, yes Sir, Seargeant Jihadicus
SGT Jihadicus: Damn straight, as long as we tracking.

by Jenna Side Theghaiz November 14, 2023

Long

1. What Asians’ eyes are
2. What Asians’ dongs are not

Long is the Chinese word for dragon

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.

"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."

by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023