Yoda Drunk

When you've reached such an incredible level of drunk you start speaking like Yoda from Star Wars.

"Dude? I think Josh has reached Yoda Drunk, he just said "drink, I must get"

by Frissiw April 7, 2017

buzzed drunk high

Your fucked

Natasha vickers is fucked

She will die
She is buzzed Drunk high

by Laura halpin April 10, 2017

introverted drunk

Getting drunk all alone, from the comfort of your own bedroom, whilst listening to music from the 1970's.

Oh, don't bother inviting her, she's an introverted drunk.

by savcanrhyme September 22, 2017

drunk ears

When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

Drunk sexting

When a drunken individual texts sexual advances to another individual in an inebriated state .

Thonisha: Hey SAM, Im yearning for your Kiss. Maybe we could try a Tsunami Tongue?
MOM: Thonni, you're drunk. Go home.
Thonisha: (SMH)I'm a dumb ass. There I go drunk sexting again.

by Thatfatgirl1985. October 16, 2017

drunk

a person like my self that love to drink all day any where any time and stays faded

Dam bitch that nigga is fine unless I'm drunk cause girl i see double

by loca559bitch June 24, 2017

Airport drunk

When you are drinking at the airport because you have to wait and it sucks. It doesn't count as day drinking since you are probably in transit between different timezones.

My flight from the Chicago airport got push to 4 hours later... Guess I'll just get airport drunk

by Kraken of the night November 7, 2017