Purple

Calling the sky purple might be more fun to some people than calling it blue, but its certainly not setting anybody straight to tell them the sky is purple, or to try and make an argument out of nonsense. Its also not really liberating to anybody to tell them the sky can be purple if they want it to be.

The country is still somewhat free enough that you can call the sky purple instead of blue without having your head examined (though not everybody has the luxury), though it doesn't really liberate anybody or set anybody straight to keep bullshitting them by telling them to try and think the kind of abstract thoughts you want to see them think about.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

purple lapiz

The name of something secretive, like a plan or something that you're not supposed to be doing

person 1: purple lapiz
person 2: *hands over the drugs*

by Mikokona September 27, 2019

Purple Penis Pimple Popper

One who pops pimples with a purple penis

Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper

by Loyalty To A Fault May 16, 2018

purple yeti

when you put your dick in the freezer for an extended period of time, and proceed with sexual activity

Bro i fucked her with that purple yeti

by Zaye May 18, 2018

purple dog

Someone who often acts as an idiot.

Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.

by Lolimboi May 24, 2018

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017