National Arson Day

A day all about committing Arson with no legal repercussions

Lawyer: "you can't burn down the tax office".

Arsonist:"Sure I can, it's National Arson Day!"

Lawyer:"what the fuck are you talking about"

by Inc. inc. Incorporated November 15, 2022

National mommy day

Where you celebrate your sexy mommy’s

It’s national mommy day. Where your celebrate your hot mommys

by Paxtondaddy November 19, 2022

national poot day

national poot day is a day of celebrating poots all around the world. Poot may be linked to demi lovato but in this world there are many poots. you may be a poot.

“Mum let’s have a party it’s national poot day!”

by pootus lootus April 27, 2022

National boob day

Just whip them out

National boob day
May1st

Just national boob day

May1st

by Dnl May 1, 2022

National Simp Day

May the 4th is the day for all simps.

Guy: dude, did you know today was National Simp Day?

Simps: ITS MY TIME TO SHINEE✨

by That_one_simp May 4, 2022

National tittle day

May 6th every girl you know has to show you their tits

Yo wanna come over?
Nah it’s National tittle day gotta get them pics

by Blackman9182762 May 5, 2022

National bj day

May 9 is bj day a great excuse to receive head on national bj day. preferably as soon as the day begins

Hey gimme a blowup it’s may ninth (national bj day)

by Ilovemayninth May 9, 2022