Someone who impulsively does an act of desperation out of pure lust. A simp but slightly more unhinged.
Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
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" I'm lactose intolerant"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"
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