job cake

stands for "Resume"

boy 1- when are going for the interview?
boy 2- gotta prepare my job cake first.

by retromonkey February 21, 2011

beef job

Slang for cunnilingus.

I really wanted to impress your mom so I gave her the best beef job of her life.

by Holla D March 4, 2011

Robo-Job

A hand-job given to a human by a robot.

Things you wish a robot could do: "Give me a Robo-Job!"

by japaneserobot123 March 14, 2011

park jobbed

when your looking for a parking spot, and just when you think you finally found a spot, you find that there was a motorcycle hiding behind other parked cars.

Billy thought he was going to get a good parking spot until he got park jobbed by that damn crotch rocket.

by loulemming August 3, 2011

Gator Job

While a man is recieving a blowjob, the other participant uses their teeth and/or bites the penis

Billy called Gator Dave for a Gator Job

by T-dawgg57673 November 28, 2011

Queer Job

When one male homosexual gives a rim job to a strait male. (females do not apply for a queer job).

Johnny's mom walked into the bathroom in shock to see johnny giving steve a rim job. " Johnny i told you not to give steve a queer job' hehas a girlfriend".

by Nipples Magee August 27, 2011

Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011