Human Botanical

A human botanical is when someone pretends to be drunk at a party but is in fact drinking Fever Tree tonic and is sober.

"I am quite sure that Mick from #hungry_diner had the human Botanical done to him at a party by a girl named Natalie. He was on the small batch craft Gins from www.rohibitionliquor.co

by Hungry Diner August 30, 2021

human dependence

when things relie on pepole to thrive.

An ecosystem that is very heavy on human dependence.

by sussy amogus imposter#7 August 31, 2021

Humans

The mammals a lot of fellers on this website tend to describe as shit, they seem alright to me

Wow urban dictionary really hates humans, they must be pretty crappy

by Master oogwabe May 15, 2021

Humans

Humans are nasty animals that should be eradicated.

I fucking hate humans they should be eradicated.

by CommanderKevin May 20, 2021

humans

dangerous divs that don’t know how to think before they say and do shit

what are humans ??
dumb fucks

by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021

humans

dangerous creatures that can’t think before they say and do things

what are humans???

dumb fucks

by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021

Dislocated Human Vertebra

An insult, commonly used for people who are spineless (figurative), or for people who you want to snap their spine.

Person 1: "Hey Jared!"

Person 2: "You are a Dislocated Human Vertebra"

Person 1: "Oh."

by Pain in a nutshell May 26, 2021