justin beiber hair

consisting of a generic sweepy floofy bob like structure with some subspecies having curls at the side, this haircut is a beacon of douchebaggery and breederosity upon any head. avoid all justin beiber hairs everywhere.

me: justin beiber hair at one oclock
sabrina: omg my douchedar is off the charts

by lloyydd May 16, 2010

national hair day

It is on November 13th, in honor of Lleyton Platt (The Hair).

Dude it’s National Hair Day!

by Rufus Dunlap November 28, 2019

Overgrown cock hair

Overgrown human that doesn’t know how to fish

Hey Luke you overgrown cock hair y can’t you ever catch any fish

by The frank eater December 28, 2019

Menstrual Hair Dye

The brand of hair dye Beth uses.

“Beth, where do you get your menstrual hair dye?”
“Believe it or not, I get it free every month!”

by BethsBlondeBimbo May 6, 2019

Garrett's Hair Gel

1. The main ingredient of cheetos
2. Cancer cure
3. Phat poot

Let me take a hit of Garrett's hair gel.

by GrotSner October 2, 2019

homeless hair gel

When you cum in your hand and put it it your hair.

I ran out of hairspray this morning, so I used some homeless hair gel.

by RyMcI12 September 1, 2019

orange haired clown

Refers to an orange beast which crawls under the sewers looking for little italian children to feast on.

There are two types of clowns
•The nosy one
•The large cocked one

The nosy one usually buys play-do from Walmart and then sticks it up its arse and the Large cocked one usually buys margarine to rub it all over their child maker.

This creature is usually seen at night in the areas of a senior school.

Beware beware theres a creature in town
Beware beware of the orange haired clown

by Garida May 2, 2018