Sitting Shower

The action of when your legs are simply to tired to stand but you want to take a shower. So instead of a regular shower you lay your items of body soap and hair products on the floor of ur bath, turn the shower on, and sit untill you’ve finished washing yourself.

“Hey, you going to take a shower”.
“Nah, I think I’ll just take a sitting shower”.

by 707 lololol June 18, 2019

Bizzness Shower

A bizzness shower is like a baby shower. Instead of showering your preggers friends with blue and pink gifts you get to raise your champagne glasses to a new venture. Way more fun!

On Friday we get to go to another bizzness shower! So glad we get to drink instead of have cupcakes and tea.

by BetterWisser April 23, 2019

Shower Head

Trying to take a piss directly after cuming and your piss goes in multiple directions.

1. Dude I just had a shower head
2. I just shower headed.

by ReDPeePee May 1, 2019

Southern shower

When you take a shower to only wash off the bottom half of your body after jerking off on yourself.

Man I made such a mess jerking off I had to take a southern shower

by TMoney94 May 13, 2019

Shower

not a shower like water, but a shower like you show something

"wow his penis is very small" - kennedy

"i'm not a shower, im a grower" - John

by yungpapí December 14, 2019

Shower

A shower is for when you need to use the bathroom, shit and piss in the shower

I took a shower and pissed

by HeyeyeueywuwywjsdhPISSSHITONME December 23, 2019

Post shower energy

A surge of energy when you get out of the shower

I got this post shower energy flowing through me

by The energy guy December 30, 2019