christian rizznaldo

someone who got mad rizz and plays soccer

“damn he rizzing her up ok christian rizznaldo”

by christian..rizznaldo December 8, 2022

christian

he’s so cool and rad and wicked and bitchin’.

have you met christian?

yeah, he’s so bitchin’!

by leebugs December 15, 2022

Christian Werner

Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron

Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake

by benjamineck2231 December 19, 2022

Christian

A boy who is a complete and utter dork. He probably enjoys Star Wars and reading, but he is also very sweet and loyal. He tries to be there for you when you're in need. When you're down, he can pick you up. He's weird, and you feel like you can be yourself around him. He's just a wonderful person to be around, and he can make you smile like no one else can.

Who's that weirdo?

Oh, that's just Christian. He's amazing.

by georificer December 19, 2022

Christianity

A belief system held by community of people, where narcissistic people can be openly abusive and be praised for it by it's other members.

He used to be such a nice person but Christianity got him and now he is shooting gays, burning women who went on abortion and dictating other peoples lives.

by missshelll January 12, 2023

National Dylan and Christian Day

On August 18th Dylan and Christian receive dome from anybody they make direct eye contact with. For example like how Medusa looks at people and turns them into stone.

I made eye contact with Christian/Dylan on National Dylan and Christian Day and had to give him epic dome.

by iburntthepizzaroles October 16, 2019

Christian

A person with a longest long shwan you will ever see. Its so long that coils up like a snake.

That dude is a christian, he has the longest long shwan

by Long shwan October 23, 2019