cookie boner

when ur pp looks long but its as soft as a cookie out of the oven

my dads pp was a cookie boner

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Disco Boner

When a DJ mixes from one song into the next so perfectly that one becomes so euphoric they attain what is known as a disco boner. Other symptoms may include goosebumps, screaming, twirling, whistling and waving arms in the air like you just don’t care. One of the highest compliments you can give a DJ.

"Man, the DJ is on fire tonight, that last mix gave me a disco boner!"

by DDiscoMMan April 24, 2023

ZESTY BONER

A Gay boner

Mark: stop being a zesty boner

Cam:what does that mean

Andrew: when your gay and get an erection
Cam: Oh I have a Zesty boner

by Big rock beater April 25, 2023

Golf boner

The act of becoming aroused by golfing or thinking about golfing.

Jim canceled his date because he got a golf boner on the way home from work.

by HinckleyHappy December 20, 2022

boner beard

A mans pubic hair.

Did you hear, Royal-T, was late for his date because he had to trim his boner beard.

by Royal-T510 November 19, 2018

boner mechanic

Somebody who works on or fixes a boner

Went to see the boner mechanic last night, she worked on my cock.

by ThePanzyPanda November 28, 2018

boner bite

When a girl is giving you head and they accidentally bite your cock

My girl boner bite me and it really hurt

by Narwhal9908 July 11, 2017