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Dirty Carpenter

Kayla is such a Dirty Carpenter. She loves to salt Paige's butthole.
by carpenters August 16, 2024
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Dirty Carpenter

She salts her butthole
Kayla is a Dirty Carpenter. She salts Paige's butthole
by carpenters August 16, 2024
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Dirty Camden

Pours milk and cereal on his dick than feeds it to an elderly man, then pisses into his mouth while singing happy birthday while clapping
When grandma came over, he asked for a Dirty Camden for his birthday
by Savy6 August 16, 2024
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The Dirty Charles

When a girl sucks your dick and you tell her you’re going to nut in her mouth but you secretly aim for her nostrils, filling them with your sticky baby batter.
“Yeah, this girl I met on Tinder came back to my place last night. She gave me a BJ and I totally pulled The Dirty Charles on her.”
by HighwayPirate August 17, 2024
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Dirty Fork

Poking a Pandora with a soiled fork at a SAF dinner
I gave Pandora the dirty fork while Birdie watched
by The woodchuck March 26, 2025
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Dirty Dressing

To cover your cock in thousand island dressing and shove it down your girlfriends throat
Tammy, wanna taste the dirty dressing?
by Thatslowstang March 27, 2025
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The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.
Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!
by Goose1769 March 28, 2025
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