day 1

a real day 1 is someone who has showed love/support from the day you met them, not someone you've known the longest

mikey is can be my day 1 even though i met him a month ago verses my homeboy i've known since high school that ain't ever showed me no real love.

by mrbuiltdiff September 16, 2023

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national let your daughter straighten her hair day

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘

it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!

by bdnsiegebenen September 16, 2023

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Lloyd day

Lloyd Day falls every Friday the 13th, and exciting events usually follow. Lloyd is a middle-aged man of Scottish and Swiss heritage. He enjoys Bollywood music and is often found in Vancouver or Mumbai. He likes a good strong earl grey. On this day we remember all he has done for us.

I will have a party this Lloyd day.

by Katarina Skvolinskah September 18, 2023

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Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

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National Sequoia Appreciation Day

National Sequoia Appreciation Day is September 19th. NSAD is a day to appreciate anybody or anything in your life that relates to Sequoia Trees or just the word Sequoia in general.

Oh! It’s National Sequoia Appreciation Day, I should go to California to see the trees irl

by Registered Internet Felon September 19, 2023

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