Five amigos

A group chat for five girls who chat shit about everyone and all love each other and has each other’s backs❤️

five amigos group chat is so funny

by balck girls December 14, 2019

Five finger death cuntch

The act of getting violently fisted by a person wearing several rings. These rings end up catching some pussy flaps and ripping the snatch to shreds.

Tyrant: god I hope she doesn’t die.

Big Easy: ummmm what?

Tyrant: I gave this whore a five finger death cuntch cd and now she is on life support at Jefferson hospital.

Big Easy: o bloody hell...

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm December 20, 2019

win up to five times

Or LOSE up to ALL times!

If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

life high five

When you and a friend from your past, get together after a big hiatus, and realize that you both have been living your best lives, and now they finally intersect. Who needs real high fives, when your lives can high five themselves!?

Josh: This is crazy. We both own houses, have killer jobs we love, we spend every weekend on the water, and we basically have been killing it! So glad we are hanging out again!

Brittany: Duh. Life high five!

by levinlaw September 15, 2019

Queen Five

Bullshit poker hand that shouldn’t crack pocket Kings but does anyway.

Got Queen Five’d again just in case I wasn’t broke enough.

by FluidWyfy September 30, 2019

The Five Dollar Foot Long

Verb, slang

Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.

"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."

by mrmeme56 October 11, 2019

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019