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Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.

Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016
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Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.
1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
by Zupalan January 9, 2019
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bro you just posted cringe

Bro you just posted cringe, now you're going to lose subscribers.
by Uglyscptato September 26, 2019
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Stop posting about Among Us

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG
by Robzy March 30, 2021
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post-blowjob orgasm chill time

The expected amount of time to just lay around and chill after receiving an orgasm.
We'll bake cookies later Trisha, right now let me have my post-blowjob orgasm chill time.
by jesustitz December 22, 2010
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post-emo indie rock

(1) Intellectual music for retards; Emotional stimulation for the adolescent or pre-teen through music. (2) Music fashion trend post-dating that of the 1990's.
I wear my emotions on my sleeve therefore I am cool.
by Red Rick November 7, 2003
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national post your bae day

National post your bae day !! 🤪🤪 May 6th
“Hey today’s May 6th National Post your Bae day”
by Leton June 2, 2018
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