National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

Sam

Very big penis it is 56 inches long and better then poalo

Wow Sams penis is so BIG

by ELTACOSUPREM01 December 14, 2020

sam

has a huge fucking cock. like i’m talking an a absolute monster cock.

bro, sam has a huge fucking cock

by ballsballs42069 December 21, 2020

sam

Charming man with huge dick

why are all my mums boyfriends are sam's

by anonymous December 22, 2020

Abi and Sam

If a rhino took a shit on a shit it should be abi and sam

I'm a abi and sam

by swesha October 23, 2020

greasy sam

Term given to an Italian male named Samuel whose a sneaky criminal. Can't be trusted, will steal from his own family.

"Have you heard how greasy Sam did his friends?"

by Craven69 October 24, 2020

Sam

A decent guy. If he likes you, he’ll care for you. If not, he’s probably an asshole. He’s usually a pretty funny guy that doesn’t get enough recognition.

Man, I really hate Sam.
What do you mean? He’s pretty nice to me.

by Totally not a Sam October 25, 2020