Poop Marathon

When you're pooping for countless periods of time, normally over 30 minutes

All-Day Diarrea

-Yo what you doing tonight?
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!


-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!

by seniorpoopypants February 19, 2009

poop lit

Reading material written in easily digestible chucks making it ideally suited for a bathroom visit.

Steve grabbed some poop lit on his way to the john.

by Deanimal and Oca August 14, 2008

Snowman poop

The white packing peanuts you get in a shipped package

I relieved the package I've been waiting for it was full of snowman poop protecting my purchase

by Puck it February 1, 2014

poop night

A night of significant pooping.

A really crappy night.

Last night was such a poop night!

by Sir Poopsaloteeeeee March 1, 2014

poop sneakers

Sneakers with loops on the backs used to pull on while pushing out a hard poop

Where arey poop sneakers? I gotta take a poop

by Pnkldy November 7, 2013

poop cramps

When your period cramps are so bad that they result in the sensation of having to poop.

The only way for Pheobe to relieve her poop cramps was to sit on the toilet for an hour.

by bobracha1000 December 1, 2015

Bridge Poop

When you take a large, long crap that touches both sides of the toilet bowl, and fails to break in half when the toilet is flushed, leaving the turd high and dry, bridging both ends of the toilet.

Hold up a sec I gotta take a crap. OMG Someone took a bridge poop in here that won’t flush. I’m going somewhere else.

by Whippersnapper6969 October 18, 2018