Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

Jock (name)

Very handsome man, a person of Scottish descent, could have some Latin in there too. Very good at Sport and very academically intelligent, and Street Smart.

Jock (name) is the best man you'll ever meet

by ManFromQueens June 27, 2021

Nicholas Name

You know how you can have a nick name that's a shortened or more fun version of your name? Well a Nicholas Name is a fancier and more sophisticated version of your regular name!

Hey, my name is Maggie. But my Nicholas Name is Margaret , what's yours?
Oh my Nicholas Name is Bartholomew but regular name is Bart!

by mimlady05 June 28, 2021

hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!

“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”

by Sam o shame ass July 5, 2021

the one who shall not be named

When a certain name is banned in a school or workplace, such phrase can be used. (such as, Peter Griffin)

X: Yo bro you heard about what happened last night?
Y: what?
X "The one who shall not be named", caused a huge outbreak of " unnamed" group of people and raided random stores!
Y: bro tf is you sayin 🤨

by peeta the hoas is hea August 19, 2024

(Name) Standard Time

Someone who always shows up late to the scheduled time they said they would start or arrive at.

Maria said she would show up at 9, she got here at Maria (Name) Standard Time of 9:00 (10:00)

by IsseiHyoudou893 August 25, 2024

who named me?

This is something that people say when they discover that someone has insulted them when they were not present. This is usually said prior to the insulted instructing the offending party to "keep my name outta your mouth!"

Sammy: "Hey! Did you hear what Paulie said about you last weekend at the Grind?"
Kelly: "What? Who named me? Paulie? He's gonna regret open separating his smile!"
Sammy: "He's a trick. No one believes him anyway. Now let's go get our library cards."

by von groovy August 29, 2024