joe bornstein

a law office and a god

i went to joe bornstein's office

by hi ti January 23, 2018

joe lanteri

The most amazing human on Earth.

Joe Lanteri is my spirit animal

by ineedausername01 January 22, 2018

joe mora

Joe Mora will steal your memes and your girl and his BFF will roast you harder than your mom whipped you last night

Omg joe mora stole finessed another girl

by M3M3 L0RD February 3, 2018

A Joe Nolan

A non serious relationship with a number of girls who are so much younger than you.

"Shouldnt of got on her last night, i did a Joe Nolan"

by Weakbossman January 9, 2017

Sloppy Joe

When you start off with anal and keep going until your penis has feces all over, then switch to vaginal and the ending result looks like sloppy joe meat.

Bro, Dustin and Jennifer made sloppy joe all night last night.
Ewwww

by Hi I'm Sully January 27, 2017

The Joe Labero

A sexual act, during doggy-style just before ejaculation the man pulls out and ejaculates on the partners lower back. Said partner turns around, convinced that the man has ejaculated on her lower back. The man proceeds to spit in the partners face.

It should be known that Joe Labero is a Swedish magician.

Guy #1: ...so i did the "Reversed David Copperfield".

Guy#2: You mean "The Joe Labero"?

Girl: Was it good for you?

The Guy spits in her face.

Guy: It was absolute magic!

by The illusion of mystery September 20, 2012

Joe Scheckner

Another name for a asshole, drug-using tweaker. Known to be seen with ugly trailer-trash, hillbilly-looking ogres (chicks) . In other words, a Joe Scheckner is a type of person that needs to get their priorities straight and learn to fuck off when told the first time. But beware, a Joe Scheckner is one that often looks to fight anything that breathes air. Do not befriend a Joey Scheckner, for if you do you are subjected to run-ins with the law.

"Who's that tool-bag over there?!"

"Oh don't look at him that way, he'll wanna kick your ass! That's a Joe Scheckner!"

by mcss August 11, 2012