1 january

the day you should ask say yes to your crush and start going out with them

thomas: will you finally say yes and start going out with me?
lucy: i’m not sure...
thomas: well you have to, it’s 1 january

by anonymous 1038 December 29, 2020

JJJ (Juicy Jug January)

Yes another shitty meme month involving beating your pp to oblivion to tiddies

Hot waifu:"Hey Jason"

Jason: "Yes, my Hot waifu?"

Hot waifu: "It's January 1st, you know what that means"

Jason: "JJJ"

JJJ (Juicy Jug January) is again just another meme month where you hit pp to tiddies.

by anonymous January 1, 2021

JANUARY

the first month of the year, in the northern hemisphere usually considered the second month of winter.

corona is still in JANUARY

2021

by maddie_mouse111 January 1, 2021

january 3

a day that your ex tells you how sorry they are and that they love you

girl: do you know what today is?

guy: January 3?
girl: yeah..

by lizz06 January 3, 2021

January 4th

The Day Kami leaves The Family discord server but only for one day, truly a great day

"Its January 4th, we did it boys, racism is no more"

by Niko Niko Nii January 4, 2021

January 5

National sleep in day

Hey do u know what today is it national sleep all day because it’s January 5

by Bro listen January 4, 2021

January 5th

Dress like a hooker with your bestfriends day. But not total hookers.

Cierra: Allie tmw is January 5th, aka dress like a hooker with ur bestfriend day u and me have got to do it!
Allie: you bet ur bottom dollar we are ily bestie

by Zberrysplat January 4, 2021