pens fan

the best fan base in the whole NHL

who is that awesome guy oh yeah its a pens fan

by hockeylover87 November 24, 2020

Montreal Fan

Someone who talks about drama that had happened and solved

“Bro, why did you call her a slut last week man” Bro it’s done it happened stop being such a Montreal Fan

by StreakJK November 27, 2020

Fan-fuxtion

Fan-fuxtion: fan-fiction clearly authored to fulfil the writer's need for a "fix" of their own particular sexual fetishes, e.g.: "Twilight", "50 Shades of Grey"..

"No, I don't want to read your fan-fuxtion about Kirk & Spock being feathered dinosaurian lovers in a paralell universe filled with anthro-furries"

by pjmaybe November 30, 2020

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

Fan

Someone who watches your every move; they block you but continue to watch you from they friend account lmaooo fan

Bitch you’re a FAN

by Jaanaaaai March 13, 2020

Fanning Doors

When an inexperienced firefighter has to open every compartment door on a firetruck to locate a specific tool.

There goes BIll fanning doors again to find the hose stretcher.

by Fire Marshal Billy March 18, 2020

Fan-fucking

To be in the absolute best possible state. Often used to refer to a person mood or well-being.

Person 1: I'm pretty good today. How are you?
Person 2 : I'm absolutely fan-fucking!

by Zekey6 March 22, 2020