The Biscuit Conundrum

The calculation or guestimate required to work out just the right amount of alcohol and “vitamin powder” you can stand before having to play Sunday league at 10 in the morning.

Often miscalculated, leading to injuries, vomiting and disappointed teammates.

Richard: “What’s George doing over there?”

Jack: “Trying to work out his prematch limits.”

Andrew: “Oh. The Biscuit Conundrum.”

Daniel: “I hope he gets it right. He’s got a relegation 6 pointer tomorrow morning”

by x427 October 5, 2023

biscuits and gravy hot tub

A type of casual, healthy polyamorous group often consisting of two women, one man, and a nonbinary rock star. May require gluten free and dairy free considerations.

“Damn! How do I get in on a biscuits and gravy hot tub like that?!”

by Mage Hands December 2, 2021

Kid Biscuit

Something you can call your little brother to make him really mad.

Grace- What's up, Kid Biscuit?
Paul- AGGHHHHHHHH

by anonymous December 4, 2021

Biscuits

Perky and large Breasts

“Yeah I bought her some new biscuits now she’s a rocket”

by Ed-Em April 23, 2022

sea biscuit

an extremely ugly male who gets mad when you don’t send him nudes. he insults you because you wolnt send him pics when he is the ugliest one. he fell out of a snails ass

that guy is such a sea biscuit after i wouldn’t let him beat his meat to my pics

by madison ur mom May 1, 2022

Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.

Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.

by Onebizzeedude May 3, 2022

flippin' the biscuit

Poking casual and lighthearted fun at someone. Teasing. Joking

"Kid, there's no way you're natty"
"YOUVE GOTTA BE FLIPPIN' THE BISCUIT"

by joiuseuy May 10, 2022