Zoey

She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake

Zoey got a text from jake

by drunkdic420 November 21, 2021

Zoey

sigh. zoey. this bitch simps like there's no tomorrow. CAN'T TELL A TOXIC RELATIONSHIP FROM A GOOD ONE, STAYS WITH ONE PERSON WHEN THERE ARE SO, SO MANY BETTER OPTIONS FOR HER BUT nOooO. ANYWAY. she likes to make fun of me a lot along with other people and although i love her like a sister, she's just, *sigh*. she's very supportive but istg sometimes i'd like to clock her and impale her with a chair. she can be obnoxious as fuck and i swear, ANNOYS THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU. she's ok in general ig, 6/10 experience. zoey? i love her. she's? annoying. hotel? trivago. HAPPY READING ALL <3 and urban dictionary, FUCK YOU.

I think Zoey's going crazy again. Anyone wanna join me in clocking her?

by i love zoey though July 26, 2021

Zoey

Hottest and most cool person ever.

Zoey is so cool and hot.

by Finnwhich09 July 30, 2021

zoey mae

literal goddess.

is that zoey mae?? she's fucking perfect

by moira💕 August 2, 2021

zoey

zoey is my lifeline. without zoey, i would not survive. zoey is the sweetest and cutest person to exist, i love him so much. zoey is my favorite person and will forever be my favorite person. they are too nice for this world and deserve to be happy.

have you seen that guy? he's so charming and sweet, just like zoey

by Justyourusualperson June 6, 2021

Zoey

A Zoey is usually pretty gay, and they have trouble telling their friends how they really feel. They also give no fucks on what your opinion on them is. They do talk a little shit and their fav shows are probably, either jane the virgin, grand army, American horror stories, the vampire diaries, or shameless.

why is zoey so fucking hot?

by bitchitsgloria June 20, 2021

Zoey

Literally the name zoe, but with a y sound at the end.
(jokes over)

Zoey is genuinely a really nice girl and will be a very good friend of yours, if you date a Zoey, you're very lucky and people wont stop talking about how lucky you are to have a Zoey.

Guy 1: Did you see Zoey?
Guy 2: Yeah she's so nice, I have a crush on her but I'm too afraid to tell her.

by Specification August 20, 2022