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testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.
Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.
by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017
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Testicle Toyota

A Toyota which has a paper mache penis on its hood that is rammed into a wall.
Today, I finally made my new Testicle Toyota.
by Wyree_Darx May 29, 2016
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Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole
I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.
by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016
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basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
by Telephony2 June 10, 2023
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Testicle Tuesday

A Phrase actor Jim Carrey used in his hit movie : Pet Detective
by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022
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testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.
by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021
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Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate
O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University
by Bob AC July 10, 2021
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