Slump Dick

To bestow upon or receive dick from someone after a long drought without coitus.

After a long 6 months of traveling abroad, Lynsey returned home where her boyfriend was waiting to give her that slump dick, effectively ending a sexless 6 months of suffering

by SeanCalhoun June 14, 2018

get slumped

get rekt, but less 2012

GET SLUMPED!
GET ABSOLUTELY SLUMPED!

by wowoitU January 18, 2019

slump

Shitty Living Under Massive Pressure

i was in a slump for so long, it took a while to get readjusted back to life.

by al boof February 3, 2019

Slepecki slumped

When you get so drunk you start talking in polish, trying to seduce every guy at the bar with half sentences and then ride the mechanical bull over and over like it’s in heat.

Omg last night Hannah got Slepecki slumped and we had to take her home before she made a fool of herself.

by Funny girlfriend June 20, 2019

Slumped

Getting slumped is where u get stabbed or shot or punched in the stomach so u back bends and you slowly start tripping then die or survive

He got slumped

by Purple man sip nip April 2, 2019

senior slump

When Miki and Imaya significantly dropped skill and choked their last season-- while watching underclassman succeed.

Miki and Imaya had a really bad senior slump at track this year!

by aszdfxcghvjbn April 13, 2019

Dirt sauce slump

When a person drinks too much alcohol or smokes too much weed and can not stand on their own.

One who is down for the count as they say.

Get Jerome out of the bar man, he’s dirt sauce slumped!

by Dirtsauceslump October 15, 2019