School

The hell that you have to go to for 5 days a week for the rest of your childhood and teenhood.

Guy 1: Hey guys-
Guy 2: Shut your fucking mouth if you're going to talk about school.

by Bruh when will I get my drink? November 20, 2018

school

A place where where you pay them to teach you even though you have no choice.

Joe: Hooked up fonics really phucked me up!

by Caesar January 15, 2005

school

place where you learn shit

school is the place where you learn about shit

by #75 May 16, 2006

School

S.ix
C.ruel
H.ours
O.f
O.ur
L.ives

"Do I have to go to school again?!"
"I'm going to kill myself if I go to school again"

by Brisimonetti November 12, 2014

School

A prison where teachers and staff claim to teach your kids but instead brainwash children and teens and force feed them food cheaper than socks off of craigslist. Not only that they give tests with concepts that the class hasn't ever touched upon. Teachers use that tactic to knock your kids done to grades such as F's and give parents/guardians the ability complain about grades and punish their kids. That teacher will never be caught.

Mom: (looks at test) AN F!? YOUR PUNISHED
Kid: (crying) M-mom! My teacher never taught us that!
Mom: SHUT UP WITH YOUR EXCUSES!

Kid: ( goes up to room) I HATE SCHOOL!

by wazzip July 17, 2016

school

A sort-of-like prison where you have to spend 18 years in. Full of hate, teachers that don't know shit, and kids getting bullied.

Hey man, how is school?
What the fuck do you think?

by Prodigy02 January 23, 2016

school

A form of mental torture where the torturer strips the victim of there Constitutional rights then forces them to do stressfull, Repetitive tasks that yield no reward.

School is the punishment for being born.

by ching chong9 April 4, 2016