Priest

Someone who is very good at reading bibles and other assorted religious texts. Often a pedophile

My child has been baptised by the piss of the head priest of the Catholic Church

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

hamburger priest

A priest who makes hamburgers out of the flesh of Jesus Christ

Person 1: “ well these burgers taste delicious that cook must be a real hamburger priest”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021

Priest's Playground

Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.

Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.

Person 2: Why not?

Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.

Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.

by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021

priest-pull

Post mass exit ritual where as you are in the line to greet the Priest who then will shake your hand whilst pulling you down the line away from him simultaneously as not exchange lengthy BS "hellos" and "how are you's".

Father McGillan totally priest-pulled my mother as she was saying hello and trying to thank him for his service. He pulled her down the line away from him and was engaging 2 people behind her already.

by cheeky sunshine August 17, 2017

Priest Kid

The kids or teachers that have to get their way no matter what. Like a priest, they can't take no fr an answer.

Brandon made sure that we voted for his favorite, he really is a priest kid.

by sgduysagedy29 October 29, 2018

priest

something that's good, or cool

Yo, that new Kendrick tune is hot, man.
It's priest, baby.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 15, 2019

Cal priest

A filthy fucking nonce who is as Inbread as adalia rose and a forehead as big as Mandingos dick

That cal priest is fucking shit at fortnite

by Dildoinyourdadsdraw July 18, 2018